Best post?????????

hi there hey so pretty soon i am going to be making the worlds Best Post. there are lots of requirements for this, and you people should tell me what the y are so i can make money off of you and be successful and famous!!!1 to enter the competition to make the best post on this website, simply comment down beolw with your name, address, social security number, credit card number+its date of expiration+the security code, your eye color, your hair color, and your birthday! then suggest to me your ideas for what the best post on this website requires! thanks, my loyal fidget spinners *daps*