Announcing STiBaRC's Closure in 1e106 Years

It is with a heavy heart that, due to dwindling entropy supplies, STiBaRC must announce its closure in approximately 10^106 years. Regrettably, at that time, the last black holes will finally evaporate, and the universe will reach a cold equilibrium and stand entirely still for eternity. As there will be no energy left in the universe at that point, STiBaRC must begrudgingly cease operations, along with all other occurrences for the rest of time. We're sorry that we're still beholden to the laws of thermodynamics, and we promise to try harder in the future. In the meantime, please enjoy the remaining 10 quattuortrigintillion years of operation, where we promise to continue delivering the best STiBaRC experience we can, until all experiences end!