walter news issue #1. [the 30 minute cold war]

the 30 minute cold war: we walterians should not fear, for i and our citizens have prevented a hot war from happening. a resident started protesting but was dealt with peacefully and only 1 injury was reported. this man shall not be named. courthouse progress slow but steady: they are working hard like good walterians. do not harass them, for the war slowed them down. bar building progress report: slowed due to the war but still steady. walter.