Fanfic

Pls rate of 10, I spent 3 hours on this Unsightly Ryan A Gey Romance by You're mum Alden Savom is a Unsightly, Obese and Annoying Sweatshop worker from You're Mom. His life is going nowhere until he meets Ryan Vogt, a Dirty, Nasty woman with a passion for Jake. Alden takes an instant disliking to Ryan and the Intelligent and Amazing ways she learnt during her years in China. However, when a Padraig Mumper tries to Poke Alden, Ryan springs to the rescue. Alden begins to notices that Ryan is actually rather Gey at heart. But, the pressures of Ryan's job as a Groundskeeper leave her blind to Alden's affections and Alden takes up Minecraft to try an distract herself. Finally, when Creative Waiter, Joshua Koehler, threatens to come between them, Ryan has to act fast. But will they ever find the Gey love that they deserve?