New Fanfic

The Clouds that Danced like Bopping Goldfish A Short Story by Mr Pseudonym Padrig Mumper looked at the squidgy banana in her hands and felt happy. She walked over to the window and reflected on her creepy surroundings. She had always loved creepy Camborne with its nutritious, naughty nooks. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel happy. Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Alden Savon. Alden was a virtuous queen with slimy eyebrows and curvaceous thighs. Padrig gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a cowardly, charming, beer drinker with beautiful eyebrows and skinny thighs. Her friends saw her as an alert, aggressive author. Once, she had even brought a poised disabled person back from the brink of death. But not even a cowardly person who had once brought a poised disabled person back from the brink of death, was prepared for what Alden had in store today. The clouds danced like bopping goldfish, making Padrig puzzled. As Padrig stepped outside and Alden came closer, she could see the embarrassed smile on her face. "I am here because I want some more Facebook friends," Alden bellowed, in an articulate tone. She slammed her fist against Padrig's chest, with the force of 9448 rabbits. "I frigging love you, Padrig Mumper." Padrig looked back, even more puzzled and still fingering the squidgy banana. "Alden, let's move in together," she replied. They looked at each other with healthy feelings, like two melodic, mute maggots bouncing at a very incredible Halloween party, which had R & B music playing in the background and two courageous uncles chatting to the beat. Suddenly, Alden lunged forward and tried to punch Padrig in the face. Quickly, Padrig grabbed the squidgy banana and brought it down on Alden's skull. Alden's slimy eyebrows trembled and her curvaceous thighs wobbled. She looked worried, her body raw like a testy, tired teapot. Then she let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Alden Savon was dead. Padrig Mumper went back inside and made herself a nice drink of beer. THE END