Why do girls keep friendzoning me?

Why do girls keep friendzoning me? I mean, im a nice guy, I have a good income job and even a dog, but every female I talk to just leaves me. I cant even keep one for two weeks. all these girls just wanna go after these DOUCHEBAGS when they are missing the real MAN who has a higher IQ then any of these MORONS THAT COME IN HER WAY Im loving for reall love I am so so so lonely. I feel so numb. sometimes I sit on my hand till I cant feel it just so I can hold hands with myself and feel like im holding someone elses hand. please I just want some coochie