Alddenyo's back story

One day a sad boy was sad. His name, oofmanjenkins Forest of doomn. He was sad because he couldn't find love in highschool. He just wanted a one night stand. But poor oofmanjenkins was alone forever. Then one day he found Jenkins of oof. He gazed into his star-like eyes and whispered, dad? Jenkins of oof then whispers back "I love you" They marched eyes, and both said at the same time "some body toucha mah spaghti" and they ran away together holding hands Later, after the act was done oofmanjenkins said to jenkinskfoof, I'm sorry as he jumped out of the 34th story of hayes elementary school. Jenkisnofoof looked as he saw oofmanjenkins splat on the ground. "Never forgetii, rest in spaghetti" as he leaped out the the 1st story of his luxury apartments in nam. He hit a bush and did not die from the fall, but rather from the hitman sitting in his apartment , whos target was himself. Rip